With over 235,081 people in our city, we have a diverse population of residents and most of us are looking to some bedroom fun. Studies show that our city has a higher surplus of women to men and that means men have a much better chance of hooking up here than in most cities in the country. That’s good news if you’re a guy looking for Hialeah hookups!
You might have heard of the most popular hookup hotspots, both online and offline. But do you know which options are going to bring you the most success this year? Whether you prefer swiping online or hitting the bars, we’ve got a list of the best spots to get laid in Hialeah.
Whether you’re studying at Florida National University or The Beauty Schools of America, or you’re a professional in Coral Gables, you should read through our list. Our Heart Insider team headed into the hottest hookup bars and took notes. After sampling and sorting the options, we created our list of the hottest hookup spots in and around the city.
Give our list a look and leave a comment--tell us what you think! If there’s a place you think needs to be on this list, leave us a comment below.
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Our favorite spots to find Hialeah hookups
We’ll start with the most useful hookup options. Our team rated each location on key factors including clientele, food and drink selection, and location. Find out why we chose these hookup spots!
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If you're used to meeting St. Petersburg girls, or most other parts of Florida, you're in for a treat:
Try the Lagniappe and get laid in Hialeah
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It’s cute. It’s quaint. And it’s got one of the most original and badass ideas for a bar in the area. You walk in, you choose your own pre-measured specialty cheeses and accompanying meats, and then you or a helpful staff member pairs your cheeses with the proper wine. All of that is then sliced and plated with olives, bread and jams to complete your platter.
We chose Lagniappe because you’d be hard-pressed to find a woman who doesn’t love artisanal cheeses paired with the right bottle of wine. Throw in live music and you’ve landed in one of the most entertaining hookup bars in Hialeah.
Did we mention Lagniappe was voted the Top Wine Bar in America by Wine Enthusiast and Thrillist voted it one of the best Wine Bars in the country? They’re open Sunday through Thursday from 6 p.m. to 2 a.m., Friday and Saturday till 3 a.m. and live music every single night.
AFF is the top Hialeah hook up app right now (try it free)
If Tinder hasn't worked out for you (like it doesn't for most guys), then AFF is the option you need to be on. And, while Tinder is becoming more of a dating platform, AFF is still the one people use when they just want to hookup.
More than half of hookups are starting online so you really can't avoid it if you want good results. For most people out there (especially guys) AFF is going to give you the best results and is the first option you should try. You really don’t have anything to lose by checking it out and could give yourself a lot of new options. We have seen the best response from women using it and are pretty confident you will too.
This is the app that become the most popular in town and has been at the top of our list of top hookup apps and sites online. If you’re looking for a friend with benefits, try AFF's free trial below! Not surprisingly, it's also one of the best hookup apps in Miami as a whole.
The best Hialeah pickup bars we've tried
Nothing beats a drink at your favorite bar. But if hooking up is your priority, then these bars should be at the top of your list!
Spice up your love life at Seaspice
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Seaspice Brasserie and Lounge rests along the Miami River. Imagine standing along the water’s edge and getting romantic views of the Miami Skyline at night. Here, you and a special someone can watch the moon’s reflection ripple along the river as boats pass through. Seaspice is a chic and trendy bar whether you’re here for Sunday Brunch, a world-class dinner, or after-dinner drinks.
We try our best to diversify our list of local hookup bars, and Seaspice was one of the swankier more elegant hookup bars and lounges on our list. As you walk through, whispers of elegance and awe surround you. We found the lounge to be a top spot for the hip and trendy, the drink menu tough to beat and the views breathtaking. If you’re hoping for a sexy hookup that’s sprinkled with class, Seaspice is where you can get laid.
This spot reminds us of a lot of some of the best places to find Tampa hookups. Great drinks, nice views, and lots of girls.
Happy hour at Seaspice goes by the name of Seaspice River Social Club and it’s served up Tuesday through Friday from 4 to 7 pm. This includes the raw oyster bar as well as signature cocktails and wine. Seriously. Enjoy your time at Seaspice!
World of Beer is perfect for finding hookups over beer
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They’ve got indoor and outdoor seating and themed-nightly events. Trivia? Karaoke? They have it all! Check out their schedule and grab some friends. Who’ll you be tonight? The Trivia King or the Karaoke Queen?
This place is particularly good for guys who want to find locals girls wanting sex. There are a lot of local women who come here and it tends to have a pretty neighborly feel.
We liked World of Beer because there’s something for every personality. There’s also live music from local musicians, an exquisite craft-beer selection, and a full menu (try the giant German pretzel appetizer!). With so much to do and even more beers to try, finding some quick fun at this hookup bar should be easy.
The hookup apps in Hialeahdating coaches prefer
A huge number of hookups start online now. You don't have spend all day on the apps but spending 10-20 minutes a week sending messages can really pay off. These are the best hookup apps in the city right now:
| Site | Our Experience | Our Rating | Free Trial Link |
|---|---|---|---|
Best Hookup Site Right Now  | Experience Highlights
| 9 | Try AFF For Free |
Great If You're Handsome  | Tinder Highlights
| 8 | Try Tinder |
2nd Best For Most Guys  | Experience Highlights
| 8 | Try Passion |
The best clubs for finding hookups in Hialeah
There's nothing quite like entering a crowded club and getting your pick of hot girls on the dance floor! These are the clubs you have to check out.
Ball and Chain in Little Havana is the best bar to get laid
@BallandChainMiami
At Ball and Chain, there’s dancing, dining, cocktails and live music. They serve American and Latin cuisine like chicken wings and elote. They also serve desserts like Chocolate Tres Leches or Whiskey Caramel Apple Empanadas.
We chose Ball and Chain as a spot for Hialeah hookups because there’s an event almost every night of the week at this Little Havana haven. They have Ladies night and karaoke night, Live Salsa, Live Jazz, Mambo, Salsero and La Rumba as well as individual performances. If you aren’t into karaoke and sports bars aren’t your thing, come to The Ball and Chain and find a sexy mama who, like you, loves live music and dancing.
MSMR Restaurant and Karaoke is the coolest place for hookups in Hialeah
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MSMR is a karaoke lounge with private rooms. You and your friends can reserve your own room or you can venture out to the main lounge to sing and socialize with other karaoke freaks. There’s no DJ, so you just find the song you like, enter the code into the machine and wait until your song pops up. They have phenomenal and affordable food and drink menus to keep you busy.
Our team fell in love with MSMR Restaurant and Karaoke and gave it high marks for comfort, noise level and attractiveness of clientele. They liked the highly-trafficked lounge where people from other private rooms also escaped to see new faces.
They’re open from 6 p.m. to 3 a.m. That means you can spend up to 9 hours singing your heart out and flirting with some singles over drinks.
If you've gone through this list of clubs and nothings has worked you might need to head northing and try to get laid in Jacksonville instead, this city might not be for you!
Best places to meet sexy Hialeah girls during the day
Not a huge fan of big crowds and drinking? Why not try your luck at some of these daytime hotspots for finding hook ups in Hialeah?
Verde is where hookups happen for the health- and earth-conscious
A member of our team accidentally stumbled into Verde while scouting the areas surrounding Hialeah. The owners at Verde are on a mission to reduce their carbon footprint, so shoppers bring their own reusable containers to fill with various consumables.
We were thrilled by the incredibly health-conscious and friendly customers who were shopping during both of our visits. If you’re hoping to knock it out of the park with a healthy earth-conscious lady and you’re not interested in the hookup bars, check out Verde. Impress her the moment you walk in by bringing the right containers.
Trigo Cafe serves up hot coffee in a cool atmosphere
@trigocafe
The coffee shop and the clientele are colorful. The coffee and the ambiance is warm. And the Isla Canarias croquetas are delicious.
They’re often busy and flooded with customers during breakfast and brunch, known to have lines leading out the door and around the corner. Bring a friend and lose yourself in a conversation with those standing in line with you.
If you’re hoping to meet new people, come on the weekend when you’re elbow to elbow with other singles. If you’re trying to impress a date with their marvelous and authentic menu, bring her on a weekday after the crowd has thinned out. Good luck!
Other great hookup spots to get laid in Hialeah
Now that we’ve covered some of our favorites, here are a few more proven places to find Hialeah hookups.
Tinder is still a fair option
You’re sick of the traffic jams in South Beach and the outrageous club cover charges. On top of that, you just don’t feel like getting dressed up to find someone who isn’t getting sloppy drunk the moment you meet. Get your sweatpants on and start swiping here.
Tinder is still one of the hottest Hialeah platforms. It also remains one of the world’s most popular hookup options. On Tinder, locals log in and swipe through face after glorious face, hoping for a match with someone who isn’t a complete dumpster fire.
Just remember: Water seeks its own level. Meaning, if you know your personality, looks and body aren't in the top 15%, the hottest chicks probably won’t respond. And you’ll only waste your time or piss her off. Most of the hottest tinder chicks are just there for the ego boost. Don't think it's only like this here, we've seen the exact same situation in Orlando.
If you’re older than 28, you might want to try AFF instead. Tinder is mainly occupied by college students, college grads or young professionals. So it's not exactly the best one where you can get laid in Hialeah.
If you’re having trouble on Tinder and you’re not ready to give up, we might be able to help. Good luck!
Why not expand your hookup search? YOLO!
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YOLO (You Only Live Once) is a 30-minute drive north to Fort Lauderdale, but we promise it’s worth it. This little hookup bar sets singles up for success. Among the two bars, there’s seating for 300, an open kitchen, a courtyard lounge with an open fire pit and an outdoor garden patio.
What we liked most about YOLO was the opportunity for social interactions at the bars or the open fire pit. Our staff fell in love with the Wednesday Ladies Night from 7 p.m. to 12 a.m. where there’s live music and ladies drink free. Free drinks mean more girls, and more girls mean more opportunities to hook up in Hialeah.
Map of our favorite places to find hookups and meet girls
Since we've covered some of Hialeah's most promising hookup spots above we wanted to put it all into a map to help you plan things out. You don't want to spend all night in one place, especially if things just aren't happening there. It helps to be able to check out a few different places in one night so you can find which one really works for you.
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